Student Bloopers1

30 September 2010 (21 Syawal), Thursday

Buckingham Palace

Teacher: Where is Buckingham Palace
Student: Hong Kong teacher
Teacher: ?????????

Teacher: Who stays in Buckingham Palace?
Student: Ronaldo, Teacher.
Teacher: ?????????????????

Science
Teacher: Peter, What do you call the element that we breathe in?

Peter: Oxygen, teacher

Teacher: Good, Audrey, what do you then call the element that we breathe out?

Audrey: I don't know teacher

Teacher: Who knows
(Blank faces all around.....)

Teacher: Ok, I'll give you a clue, it starts with C
(Still blank faces all around)

Teacher: Ok, another clue, it starts with Carb....

Summer: I know, I know Teacher.

Teacher: Ok, so what is it

Summer: It's CARBOHYDRATE Teacher!!!!

Teacher: ??????????????????????????????????